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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain, via damn-funny)

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

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obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

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splantamello:

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

Someone is living up to their url

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romulusthread:

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

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